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Things for the kitchen, the window, and the yard. Your house did not ask for these. Your house will cope.

*   [![Golden waffle on a plate, a stand-in for the mini waffle the Dash actually makes](https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1562376552-0d160a2f238d?auto=format&fit=crop&w=800&q=80)
    
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    ## Dash Mini Waffle Maker
    
    Four inches of breakfast. Infinite toppings. Questionable willpower.
    
    Price varies](/products/dash-mini-waffle-maker)
    
    [Buy](https://bydash.com/products/mini-waffle-maker)
    
*   [![A terracotta Chia Pet dog covered in green sprouts](https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/thumb.php?f=Chia_pet.jpg&w=800)
    
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    ## Chia Pet
    
    Terra cotta, chia seeds, and the slowest haircut in the house.
    
    Price varies](/products/chia-pet)
    
    [Buy](https://chia.com/products/classic-gnome-chia-pet)
    
*   [Giant Unicorn Pool Float
    
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    ## Giant Unicorn Pool Float
    
    A mythical beast, inflated, for people who take summer personally.
    
    Price varies](/products/unicorn-pool-float)
    
    [Buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=GoFloats+unicorn+pool+float+adult)
    
*   [![A bunch of yellow bananas, the only ingredient the slicer will admit](https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1571771894821-ce9b6c11b08e?auto=format&fit=crop&w=800&q=80)
    
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    ## Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
    
    A unitasker so specific it became famous.
    
    Price varies](/products/hutzler-banana-slicer)
    
    [Buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Hutzler+571+Banana+Slicer)
    

Gifts That Land.

Gifts for people who are impossible to shop for. We write the blurbs. You handle the cart.

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