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# What’s New

Gifts for the person you never know what to buy. Witty blurbs. A Buy button that leaves the building.

*   [Dancing Singing Cactus
    
    Pranks
    
    ## Dancing Singing Cactus
    
    It sings. It shimmies. It will learn your secrets at 6 a.m.
    
    Price varies](/products/dancing-cactus)
    
    [Buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=dancing+cactus+singing+toy)
    
*   [Pop! Pickle Rick
    
    Desk
    
    ## Pop! Pickle Rick
    
    A 3.75-inch argument that science should have stopped.
    
    $14.99](/products/pickle-rick-funko)
    
    [Buy](https://funko.com/pop-pickle-rick/27854.html)
    
*   [Inflatable T-Rex Costume
    
    Wear
    
    ## Inflatable T-Rex Costume
    
    Become a dinosaur. Send the group chat. Accept your fate.
    
    Price varies](/products/inflatable-trex-costume)
    
    [Buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=inflatable+T-Rex+costume+adult)
    
*   [![A basketball against a blue sky, stand-in for indoor mini-hoop energy](https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1546519638-68e109498ffc?auto=format&fit=crop&w=800&q=80)
    
    Desk
    
    ## SKLZ Pro Mini Hoop
    
    Office basketball with a breakaway rim and consequences.
    
    $34.99](/products/sklz-pro-mini-hoop)
    
    [Buy](https://sklz.com/products/pro-mini-hoop-0401)
    
*   [![A gray cat looking toward the camera, stand-in for a window-perch regular](https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1514888286974-6c03e2ca1dba?auto=format&fit=crop&w=800&q=80)
    
    Pets
    
    ## K&H EZ Mount Window Bed
    
    Front-row seats for birds, weather, and the neighbor’s dog.
    
    $53.99](/products/kh-cat-window-bed)
    
    [Buy](https://khpet.com/products/ez-mount-window-bed)
    
*   [![Golden waffle on a plate, a stand-in for the mini waffle the Dash actually makes](https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1562376552-0d160a2f238d?auto=format&fit=crop&w=800&q=80)
    
    Home
    
    ## Dash Mini Waffle Maker
    
    Four inches of breakfast. Infinite toppings. Questionable willpower.
    
    Price varies](/products/dash-mini-waffle-maker)
    
    [Buy](https://bydash.com/products/mini-waffle-maker)
    
*   [Big Mouth Billy Bass
    
    Pranks
    
    ## Big Mouth Billy Bass
    
    A mounted fish that sings. Your guests will not recover.
    
    Price varies](/products/billy-bass)
    
    [Buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Big+Mouth+Billy+Bass+singing+fish)
    
*   [![A terracotta Chia Pet dog covered in green sprouts](https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/thumb.php?f=Chia_pet.jpg&w=800)
    
    Home
    
    ## Chia Pet
    
    Terra cotta, chia seeds, and the slowest haircut in the house.
    
    Price varies](/products/chia-pet)
    
    [Buy](https://chia.com/products/classic-gnome-chia-pet)
    
*   [![A Magic 8 Ball showing the reply MY REPLY IS NO](https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/thumb.php?f=Magic_8_Ball_\(6090649306\).jpg&w=800)
    
    Desk
    
    ## Magic 8 Ball
    
    Twenty answers. Zero accountability. Shake for a second opinion.
    
    Price varies](/products/magic-8-ball)
    
    [Buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Mattel+Magic+8+Ball)
    
*   [The Snuggie
    
    Wear
    
    ## The Snuggie
    
    A blanket with sleeves. The couch has already voted.
    
    Price varies](/products/snuggie)
    
    [Buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Snuggie+the+blanket+with+sleeves)
    
*   [Giant Unicorn Pool Float
    
    Home
    
    ## Giant Unicorn Pool Float
    
    A mythical beast, inflated, for people who take summer personally.
    
    Price varies](/products/unicorn-pool-float)
    
    [Buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=GoFloats+unicorn+pool+float+adult)
    
*   [![A bunch of yellow bananas, the only ingredient the slicer will admit](https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1571771894821-ce9b6c11b08e?auto=format&fit=crop&w=800&q=80)
    
    Home
    
    ## Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
    
    A unitasker so specific it became famous.
    
    Price varies](/products/hutzler-banana-slicer)
    
    [Buy](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Hutzler+571+Banana+Slicer)
    

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