Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
A unitasker so specific it became famous.
Street price varies by seller.
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The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer does one job: turn a banana into even coins, quickly, without using the knife you already own. It is plastic. It is yellow. It has been reviewed by approximately the entire internet. Some of those reviews are novels.
Hutzler Manufacturing still makes it. If you pack lunches, garnish oatmeal, or collect kitchen gadgets that spark joy and mild shame, this is the relic. Dishwasher-safe. Not for frozen bananas. Not for arguments.
Street price is usually a few dollars, which is either a steal or a lot of money for a comb that only likes bananas. Both reviews are already on the listing.
Photo: Banana photo via Unsplash (generic stand-in, not a Hutzler product shot)